Meghanisms

Recently, a co-worker told me that I am the only person she knows who has such harsh rules for tiny things in this world that are right and wrong.  Not only that, but I take it a step further and labels certain animals "Not Right In The Head".

I was asked what this list included so here it is.

Think of it as a lovable, quirky part of my personality.

Things that are not okay

Clowns

Sea Meat (fish, lobster, crab, etc.)

Leashes for children (easy for parents, poor lesson in self regulation)

Saying "aks" instead of "ask"

Friends who email me a video that is of a cute little bunny until a scary screaming face pops up.  If you do that, be prepared for an UNFRIEND!

The word Staycation

Elmo (Note: don't tell a room full of 2 year olds and their parents that you don't like Elmo's irritating way of only talking in the third person. "Elmo likes chocolate!"  "Meghan wants to cut Elmo's head off!"

It doesn't go over well.)

Animals that are not right in the head

Ostriches (and Emus for that matter)

Monkeys and Apes in all forms

Things with more than 8 legs