Put Some Windex

Remember in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding where the father thinks that Windex will cure everything from zits to broken bones?

Well, my parents each have their own "windex".

My mom's is blood sugar.  Have a bad day? Get your blood sugar up.  Having a baby? Eat something, your blood sugar is low!

My father's "windex" is loratadine.  It is sold under the brand name Claritin.  Any problem can be explained by the fact that you didn't take loratadine that day.  

These are the people who gave me their DNA.  And I think that explains a lot.