Conversations With My Parents

Mom: "Are you drinking milk out of a wine glass?"

Me: "Yes"

Mom: "Okay...Why?"

Me:  "It's the only thin glass that was clean.  I can't drink milk from these thick glass cups."

Mom:  "That's weird."

Me:  "Milk in general freaks me out.  I have to drink it, and this is the way I can do it."

Dad who just walked in:  "Are you drinking milk from a wine glass?"

Me: "Yes, as I was saying, I can only drink milk from thin glass."

Dad: "You're a strange child."

Me:  "Look, it's your DNA."