I Just...I Mean...Wow

As a soon to be Bostonian, I am officially offended.  You know, between fits of hysterical laughter.  I love the part where the British were taking our guns and Paul Revere came at them with "papers".  I'm not sure if she made it all up or is mashing together the right to bear arms and the story of Martin Luther and his Ninety-Five Theses.  (I'm TOTALLY betting it was the Theses mixup.  Sarah is just so likely to know about that).  The "shots and bells" part is another classic.  And not to be outdone by their feckless leader, Palin supporters then went on Wikipedia to change the page on Paul Revere to more accurately reflect Sarah's account.  Oh Sarah, how I have missed you since the 2008 election.  Welcome back Beauty Queen, Welcome Back.