My Life In Numbers

700: minutes spent driving to and from work per week

18: pounds I have lost since October

1000: average number of photos I take per week

3: average number of times I get glitter, paint, glue or all three on myself per week

5: average number of times I say "potty" per week

28: average number of times I scream at Archie to "shut the fuck up" per week

600: average number of miles I drive per week

5: average number of blog posts per week

5: average number of times per week I threaten to throw my office computer out of the window because it is not a Mac