Monday, March 1, 2010

Random Thoughts

This list was sent to me as an email last week and I just had to share it with you.  I'm not sure where it came from originally so I can't credit someone with it.  (My comments are in parentheses.)

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2.  Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3.  I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4.  There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

5.  How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?  (I have actually been instructed on how to fold a fitted sheet but it still comes out like a ball.  I was also told that this is why hotels only buy top sheets and then fold them over the mattress.)

6.  Was learning cursive really necessary? (I am one of those freaks who really enjoyed handwriting class in school and still takes pride in my penmanship.  Sorry.)

7.  MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.  

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8.  I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10.  Bad decisions make good stories. 

11.  You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12.  Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray?  I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 

13.  I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 

14.  I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.  What did you do after I didn't answer?  Drop the phone and run away? (Actually they are probably in the process of leaving you a message.)

15.  I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.  What a waste.

16.  I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.  (Um, yeah. That's why caller ID and a Contacts list were invented. Right?)

17.  I think the freezer deserves a light as well.  (My feezer drawer has one.)

18. I disagree with Kay Jewelers.  I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

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