Old People

I went on a work errand today to pick up a package from a local pediatric clinic 

(one that will stay un-named but it rhymes with Lyser Spermanente).

When I came out of the office there was a man in the parking lot that was at least 200 years old. 

I swear that he was the oldest person on Earth.  

There was someone from the Guinness Book of World Records just waiting for a passing car to take him out so they could notify the 199 year old woman in Square State Nowhere that she made the book.