When Big Sisters Attack

What happens when you don't respond to ONE TEXT from your Big Sister?

You get this email at work:

Ok- so I have not heard a hello back from you so I am sitting here thinking that my sister is:

1. so busy she can’t respond to a text…understandable
2. is mad for some reason and my punishment is to not have contact with said sister
3. You have been in a freak bowling accident and lost a finger
(please refer to number 1….thiswould keep you busy) and has been miss typing my e-mail address – thus – I have not heard from you.

And now you know why we call her Sassy.