Prick Cheney

Dear Dick Cheney,

On behalf of all liberals in America I would like to thank you for your need to be in the spotlight since you have left office.  I had originally planned on telling you to build yourself a bunker at home so we don't have to see you again.  Then it occurred to me that you are to the Republican party what the iceberg was to the Titanic.  Not only did you make it sink, but you succeeded in convincing many people, including one Senator (thanks!), to abandon ship. 

The only way you could make me any happier is if you would announce that you and Sarah Palin are hooking up in her Alaska cabin (spectacular views of Russia!).  

Thanks for Everything

(PS You look like a comic book villain being wheeled around in that ridiculous chair.)