Your Crazy Is Showing

Here's a conversation over dinner yesterday between me and the Cheshire Cat (CC).

CC: "So, yesterday I was trimming my front yard..."

Me: "Trimming?"

CC: "Yeah.  It's like Charlie Brown grass.  It's all different lengths."

Me: "Okay..."

CC: "Anyway, I was out with my scissors..."

Me: "Wait.  You cut your grass with scissors?"

CC: "Yeah, that way I just cut the ones that need it."

Me: "..."

CC: "Okay, so I was out there at about 10:30 at night and..."

Me: "10:30? At night?"

CC: "Now I sound a little crazy huh?"

Me: "Oh, it isn't just now."