A Few Of My Favorite TV Quotes For No Reason

"Does he like you?  Because if he doesn't it's kind of a moo point."

"A moo point?"

"Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion.  It doesn't matter.  It's moo."

-FRIENDS

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Grace walks in wearing a cow print skirt

Karen: "Got Skirt?"

-Will and Grace

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"Conservatives want government to be just small enough to fit in your bedroom"

-The West Wing

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"I love children.  They are just tiny little humans.  Teacup humans."

-True Blood

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"It was a pink bunny suit or no bunny suit at all."

"NO BUNNY SUIT AT ALL.  ALWAYS NO BUNNY SUIT AT ALL!"

-FRIENDS

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Will and Grace lying in bed

"Grace, your toenails keep gouging into my legs"

"I'm sorry, I'll cut them"

"Don't you need them for climbing trees and warding off predators?"

-Will and Grace

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"You're full of sass today"

"You have a nice sass yourself sir"

-The West Wing