A Day In The Mind (One Day's Random Thoughts)

Does anyone pick up hitchhikers anymore? I see one every now and then, but I can't imagine anyone picking them up after 1980.

Why is it always the gray cars who don't put their headlights on in the thick fog and rain? Do they have a camouflage fantasy?

Is it bad luck to tell people what my first choice grad school is? Did I just mess everything up by telling my hair stylist?

I really want a Ctrl Z button for my life. I just want to immediately undo my last action that easily (see above problem).

If I go to school in Oregon or Washington will I have to wear a lot of plaid? I'm not sure I want to live in a bad Twilight spinoff.

Why is it that the one day a month I decide to go to Costco is the day that everyone in the Bay Area decides to go to the same Costco and bring all five of their children. Also, there shouldn't be food samples in Costco. That place is hard enough to navigate without huge throngs of browsy people eating their weight in mini sausages.

Every time I see a cop when I am driving I immediately feel like I'm doing something wrong. I can be going the speed limit, not texting, and hands at ten and two, but my blood pressure goes up and I feel like I'm going to get pulled over for sure. What does this say about America? Or is it just me?

What happened to Toxic Shock Syndrome? I know one seventh grade health class of girls that were sure TSS would eventually claim their lives. It wasn't a matter of if, just when. Now it is hardly mentioned. Just a little fine print message on the tampon box insert. I feel lied to. Is this a result of having a male church deacon who later transitioned into a woman as my health teacher? I will leave you with that thought.