Prayer to the TiVo gods*

Dear TiVo gods*

Thank you for everything you do.

Your incredible power to pause live TV is unrivaled.

You let me fast forward through commercials. 

I cannot imagine life without you.

But if you keep randomly deleting my shows I'm going to have to pound on you a little bit.

In the name of In Treatment, Medium, and Desperate Housewives

Amen

*As this blog is written by a godless California girl, you can pray to whichever TV god you want (DVR, iTV, etc).