Things I absolutely did NOT do today

I did not pause an episode of "The Doctors" to see if the cute doctor in scrubs was wearing a wedding ring.  Nope.  (He wasn't).

I did not take my temperature with a meat thermometer because I couldn't find a proper one.

I did not call my doctor because I have a 99.6 degree fever.  Me? No.  

I most certainly didn't consider watching Maury because I've been home sick for nearly a week and there's nothing good on TV.

My lunch did not consist of 4 rice cakes.  

When I took a shower today I most certainly did not leave the bathroom door open a little in case the dog was scared and needed me.  

I did not start a blog because I need to rant anonymously.  Nope.  I don't have that kind of time.