Clearly Not A Morning Person

I wake up many mornings at 5:15 to do a workout on the Wii Fit.  It's a nifty bit of technology.  I especially like the Yoga and the Boxing.  

When you set up a Wii Fit you get the option of a male or female trainer.

I chose the male trainer and named him Paul.  

The woman is Nina and she has a serious attitude problem.

Paul is usually very nice and a good motivator.  However, it's still 5:15 am and I don't take shit from anyone that early.  

Here's a conversation overheard last week:

Paul: "Good morning! Are you ready to workout?"

Me: "Sure am Paul."

Paul:  "Good, let's start with the Tree Pose."

Me: "Let's."

Paul:  "You seem little shaky.  Maybe the Tree Pose isn't your forte."

Me: "Fuck you Paul."