Adventures In Wonderland

NEW FROM WONDERLAND INC.

IT'S THE

REMOVABLE UTERUS!

LADIES ARE YOU TIRED OF "THAT TIME OF THE MONTH"?

ARE YOU TIRED OF LISTENING TO JONI MITCHELL SONGS?

ARE YOU SICK OF WATCHING THE NOTEBOOK?

HAVE YOU EVER PASSED A PASTURE OF COWS AND CONSIDERED STOPPING AND EATING ONE WHOLE?

DOES YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER SPEND ONE WEEK A MONTH CURLED INTO THE FETAL POSITION IN THE CORNER OF THE CLOSET?

WELL THE FINE FOLKS AT WONDERLAND INC. HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU!

IT'S THE REMOVABLE UTERUS!

A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND!

TAKE IT OUT UNTIL YOU WISH TO REPRODUCE, THEN POP IT BACK IN.

IT'S THAT EASY!

NO MORE CRYING AT BABY LOTION COMMERCIALS!

NO MORE PIZZA TOPPED WITH CHOCOLATE CRAVINGS!

YOUR LOVED ONES WILL THANK YOU.

FOR ONLY 3 SIMPLE PAYMENTS OF $19.99

THE REMOVABLE UTERUS CAN BE YOURS!

NOW WITH A CONVENIENT STORAGE CASE AVAILABLE IN 8 COLORS!

WONDERLAND INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SIDE EFFECTS ASSOCIATED WITH THE REMOVABLE UTERUS.  WE ADVISE THAT YOU SPEAK WITH YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU EXPERIENCE HEADACHE, NAUSEA, INDIGESTION, THE DESIRE TO CALL YOUR EX, FACE TWITCH, SEIZURES, DIARRHEA, UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER, HAIR LOSS, SKIN LOSS, BONE FRACTURE, RIGHT SIDED NUMBNESS, UNCONTROLLABLE CRYING, OR AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN 4 HOURS.