A Conversation About Medicine

"My mom asked me the other day why I didn't want to go to medical school since I love learning about medical procedures and diseases and stuff."

"What did you tell her?"

"I told her that I love all that stuff but I hate chemistry."

"Yeah, that's not what you want in a doctor."

"I'd have a great bedside manner though.  I would make the patient feel very comfortable and then knock them out with some gassy stuff before I inject some liquidy stuff."

"What would your McNickname be?"

"Dr. McKillsHerPatients?"

"Yeah, you don't want to see that on a prescription pad."